“MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED
BIN LADEN’S BODY BURIED AT SEA.
DONALD TRUMP DEMANDS LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE.
State of New York to issue long form death certificate for Donald Trump’s political career.
Republican 2012 Presidential field reportedly on life support.
Michelle Bachmann left speechless. Doctors to perform CT scan live on C-Span.
Former President George W. Bush once again urges all Americans to go shopping.
Sarah Palin to complain.
Kim Kardashian plans release party in Pakistan for new sex tape “Taxi Cab Concessions” .
Search for Lindbergh baby resumes in Malibu, Bel Air and The Hamptons.