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December 1, 2009

I’M MRS TIGER WOODS AND WINDOWS 7 (iron) WAS MY IDEA

“Since she turned up on his arm in early 2002, Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, has been not just a cipher but a consummate match for her husband—classy and elusive, and from a smart, well-to-do Swedish family,” writes The Daily Beast‘s Jacob Bernstein. So he is admittedly “confounded by reports that Nordegren may have ‘gone ghetto’ on Woods after allegedly hearing that he was having an affair.”

I suggest Mr Bernstein listen to Jasmine Sullivan’s “Bust your windows,” not only because it is one of the best songs of 2009 but because it so eloquently and rationally explains how things might have escalated and why Mrs Woods may have “gone country club” on Mr Woods’ Escalade.

I have a really good feeling that Ms Sullivan might be able to unravel “The Mysterious Mrs. Woods” for Mr Bernstein. And for Mr Woods, too.

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