Archive for January, 2010

January 20, 2010

Don’t you wish your Senator was hot like me?

Senator elect Scott Brown in Cosmopolitan magazine in 1982

Don’t ya?

The body politic has spoken. “G.O.P. Senate Victory Stuns Democrats” reads the NYTimes.com headline.

When it comes to healthcare reform and a filibuster-proof Senate, President Obama and the Democratic Party  have good reason to think of the newly elected Republican Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as their own personal underwear bomber.

This will be particularly distressing news over at the Department of Homeland Security because, although it was well known that Mr. Brown  was on the (Cosmopolitan magazine) no fly list and subjected to extensive body scan technology, he still will not be prevented  from getting on a plane to Washington D.C.

What we don’t know is if this is  a man whose right hand knows what his left forearm is doing in 2010. Does the guy with a very healthy body image in 1982 know the difference between waterboarding and washboard abs?  It seems he opposes the healthcare bill (which was modeled after the one in Massachusetts when Mitt Romney was Governor and for which he voted ) and he supports waterboarding.

Who was it that said that “if you’re the hottest bulb in the chandelier, you don’t have to be the brightest?”  If it wasn’t Sarah Palin, then it was me.

Before things turn ugly, here’s the link to the Cosmopolitan magazine website so you can at least breathe a sigh of relief if you were ever worried that those naughty pics of you on your Facebook page were going to hurt your career.  Seems kinda provincial now, doesn’t it? At least if you’re a guy who drives a truck.

Senator Levi Johnson, anyone?

TomKolovos.com


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January 20, 2010

A Brief History of The 2010 Golden Globe Awards

A brief history of the 2010 Golden Globe Awards:

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“Hi, I’m Ricky Gervais and I’m your host for the Golden Globe Awards.”


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“Hi, I’m Halle Berry and I’ve got a pair of  Golden Globes at home too.”


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“Hi, I’m Mariah Carey and I’m in the film based on the novel “Push.”


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“Hi, I’m James Cameron and I won the Golden Globe for my film “Avatar.”

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“Hi, I’m Christina Hendricks and I just heard that the sequel to “Avatar” will be filmed in 38D so you won’t need glasses to see it.”


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“Hi, I’m Jennifer Aniston and  I swear I’m not an avatar.”

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“Hey Jen, is it just me or are there like 300 guys in here with a beard?”

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“Hi, I’m Neil Patrick Harris and this is how you met my boyfriend. Anyone know how the guy from “300” met Jennifer Aniston?”


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“Back after this commercial break, boys.”

TomKolovos.com

January 18, 2010

*It’s Raining. Men with Beards. The Golden Globes 2010

Call it five o’clock shadow. Call it scruff. Call it a trim beard. Call it, as Details magazine does in this month’s issue, “the barely there beard.”

Let’s face it, whatever you call it, if you were watching last night’s telecast of The Golden Globe Awards, you  couldn’t have possibly missed all the guys that were sporting some version of it.

Yes, the beard has been making a quiet comeback for the better part of the last decade among the style cognoscenti but last night it made its mainstream/viral debut as a black tie accessory among  the men of Hollywood. Oh look, George Clooney, Jeremy Irons, Christian Slater, Peter Sarsgaard, Toby Maguire, Ricky Gervais, Jon Hamm and Tom Ford to name but a very few.[picapp align=”right” wrap=”false” link=”term=golden+globes+tom+ford+2010+arrivals&iid=7581710″ src=”f/8/6/1/The_Weinstein_Company_3e42.jpg?adImageId=9214253&imageId=7581710″ width=”234″ height=”370″ /]

But not everyone looked good with a beard and that’s because, as with any whim of  (men’s) fashion, whether one looks ruggedly handsome or ridiculously hirsute in 2010 depends, first and foremost, on knowing and following a few rules.

If you’re going to be taken seriously wearing a beard, make sure it doesn’t look like your style inspiration came from ZZ Top(William Hurt). Make sure you know the difference between a beard and a goatee because the latter is so 1993 /Todd Palin circa 2008 (U2’s the Edge,  Jeff Bridges, Robert Downey Jr.). If you have the shoulder length hair of Jim Morrison but not his  looks and swagger (William Macy) or if you have his youth on your side but your hair is stringy and your beard grows in patches (Jason Reitman), you should think twice before you break on through to the other side.

Tom Ford has been pulling off the look successfully longer than  anyone in the  A-list style savvy crowd. His barely there beard is no more than 5 days of growth and he keeps his hair perfectly cropped and well cut.   Hollywood stars who took Mr Ford as their inspiration  included Hugh Laurie, Gerard Butler, Jesse Spencer and Sam Worthington.[picapp align=”right” wrap=”false” link=”term=toby+maguire+golden+globes+2010+arrivals&iid=7583546″ src=”8/c/f/a/Tobie_Maguire_arrives_e487.JPG?adImageId=9218204&imageId=7583546″ width=”234″ height=”405″ /]

If your hair is a bit longer, the beard looks best when the hair is slicked back and/or parted (note to Jeremy Piven). “Gossip Girl” star Chase Crawford looked as dapper as anyone who tried this look, as did Ricky Gervais, Toby Maguire, Colin Farrell and Eli Roth.

A few of the guys dared try what looked like a full on beard, including  Jon Hamm, George Clooney,  “Modern Family” star Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Golden Globe winner for Best Supporting actor in “Inglorious Basterds,” Christoph Waltz. A fuller beard is trickier to pull off unless it and your hair are impeccably groomed (note to Mr Waltz). Ideally Mr Clooney’s beard should have been a little shorter to compensate for the  salt and pepper hair. And if you’re going to try the full beard, better make damn sure you look like Jon Hamm. (All I’m saying is it  really helps.)

If the rain last night in Los Angeles didn’t prove refreshing, at least the reign of the beard did. Also refreshing is that now in Hollywood a beard is, well, a beard and not a derogatory term for one of  the wives  of  any number of closeted superstars with adopted and IVF babies and a penchant for Scientology.

Sorry, the devil–I mean Ricky Gervais– made me say it.

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Pictured above: Jon Hamm with his wife Jennifer Westfeldt, George Clooney with his latest flame and Chase Crawford. Hope you enjoyed the show and don’t forget to watch “The Ricky Gervais Show” on HBO in February.

TheBestDressedList.com

TomKolovos.com

January 5, 2010

Smile and the whole world smiles with you

With a few revelers at the Elite Models holiday party…….

In 2010, Elite Chicago and Elite Atlanta will now become FACTOR WOMEN. Thumbs up to a whole new decade!