What to buy your wife for Christmas

If you’re Tiger Woods, you buy her off.

Nothing says  “I love you and I’m sorry for hitting 4 holes in one with the girls when you were under the impression that I was just off to hit 18 holes of golf  with the guys” than renegotiating your pre nuptual agreement.

After 3 women have now come forward to reveal that they were having long term affairs with Mr. Woods, it’s no longer possible for him to claim that he kept his 9 iron in his golf bag and that 69 was simply par for the course.

Tiger is learning that  his “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot” cheating and getting caught and caught and caught is basically a numbers game. Big numbers. Especially if the vast majority of your  annual $100 million income comes from endorsement deals which depend on your squeaky clean above the fray gentleman image.

And some  of us are  just now learning how contemporary high profile marriages, much like royal marriages we read about in history books, are pure and simple business arrangements.

Tiger, you silly rabbit, you’re reminding us that romances without the tricks are for kids.

The Daily Beast reports that it ” has learned exclusively that the beleaguered golfer is negotiating an immediate $5 million payout to his wife—and revising her prenup to give her as much as $55 million more to stay with him two more years.”

Read the story here.



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2 Comments to “What to buy your wife for Christmas”

  1. Love it!!

  2. Lots of of folks talk about this matter but you said really true words!!

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