At last night’s televised portion of the Emmys, Ricky Gervais made the hilariously irreverent confession: “This is the greatest awards ceremony in the world, there’s no doubt about that. Definitely, definitely no doubt about that. The thing about the Oscars and the Golden Globes is they’ve got film stars there, with their jawlines and chiseled looks, making me feel bad. But in this room – I’m not being funny – I’m probably above average. Here, Steve Carell is considered handsome.”
Much the same logic could be used to describe what is usually wrong with the women’s fashion at the Emmys. Since the Emmys lack the star power, prestige and, most importantly, the audience of the Golden Globes and the Oscars, it’s rare that actresses bring their A fashion game because it is even rarer that the top design houses loan out their A rate dresses. This means that if an actress is not careful, in that room–I’m not being funny–the Housewives of Atlanta would rate above average.
And so it was last nite. Jennifer Carpenter, Kara DioGuardi, Sandra Oh, Holly Hunter, Sigourney Weaver, Drew Barrymore and Christina Applegate brought it. That’s because they would look spot on even at a more prestigious event.
On the other hand, stars like Vanessa Williams, Debra Messing, Marcia Gay Harden, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Jessica Lange and Glenn Close didn’t. That’s because they looked like “make under” versions of OC housewives. Their dresses, and most of the dresses period, were so safe and boring that you could easily find them hanging on the rack of a high end department store.
Tina Fey and Toni Colette have always been two outsize talents who have been in desperate need of a good stylist. Ms Fey, it seems, finally found one. Ms Colette, it seems, found the Rachel Zoe School for the Newly Emaciated and Fakebaked. January Jones, Kristin Chenoweth (a very deserving winner for “Pushing Daisies”) and Leighton Meester used overzealous stylists. Kim Kardashian used an overzealous pimp.
And then there was the worst offender of the evening, Heidi Klum, with her TMI maternity frock. Good god, the only way for her to have been more inappropriately dressed was to have arrived in a hospital gown with Seal telegraphing the number of centimeters she was dilated.
The best dressed men were Tracy Morgan (surprisingly so), Steve Carell (reliably so), Ricky Gervais (eclectically so), Justin Timberlake (youthfully so), and Simon Baker (hot damn so). Jon Cryer was by far the worst dressed, perhaps because he dressed as his character on “Two and a Half Men.”
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